Does anyone happen to know the best way to relieve a burn? We need it after that roasting.

If you missed The Late Show Thursday night, Stephen Colbert took a satirical dive into the world of teenage secrets to "inform parents about the latest trends in adolescent drug-doing."

Along the way, you could say, Colbert made fun of some news coverage on the topic. But one station, in particular, received most of the shots.

12 News.

He even called out the loveable Bryan West for his cool tie trick.

Seriously, where are those "#FireColbert" people when you need them...

Totally kidding!

He got us good.

Touché, Stephen.